Women

'WOMEN' tough to live with and impossible without. And what more even the parliament has to deal with them and that too 33% of the complete quota and why not? They are equally talented if not more in most departments (Driving excluded). No offense intended but seriously one day of driving on a crowded street sitting in the passenger seat and a woman driving the car, you will be searching Google for the admission form in my group called 'I love girls but not behind the ‘wheel’. Jokes apart, the Indian women have always proven themselves to be a strong force. After all the only two Indians to ever enter space have been women and there are many more examples but I don’t have the time or patience to go in detail on that subject.


Women have always been called the weaker sex. Hell no. Ask those people who have taken up drinking after being dumped or those who have spent a fortune on them just to find the girls footprints on their asses and they will tell you the real definition of the so called 'WOMEN POWER'. Ask the married guys the torture of sleeping on the sofa after a drink with friends or best of all ask all those singles out there who can do just about anything just after witnessing a wink from a girl who knows how its done...


The regular way of introducing one's wife is to call her 'The better half'. So true. After all she does make life better for a man. For instance, If we start planting a tree on behalf of every guy in Mumbai alone who has quit smoking or drinking on the insistence of a female, We might have our very own Rainy forest. The Idea isn’t bad looking at the stress on planting trees nowadays and hours and hours of watching celebrities go on and on about how nature friendly a lot they are.


There is a very frequently asked question which goes 'Why the hell did Adam eat the forbidden apple on the insistence of Eve?' The answer is simple. She was the only female on the planet and that too in her birthday suit. Imagine yourself in a similar situation and suddenly you will start sympathizing with Adam. Poor guy had to face disaster but he did get what most guys in the modern world wish for every single moment of their life. I am talking of the company of a female. No need to let your wildest imagination go haywire over that statement.


Wise people keep saying 'A women can either complete you or destroy you'. Perfect again. Having the most beautiful wife in the world completes you, but what about all the expenses to keep her beautiful (including make up, jewelry etc?) ‘DESTRUCTION GUARANTEED’. But each and every penny is obviously worth it. After all they are the one to stay with us in joys and sorrows and it’s obviously priceless. (All the ladies reading this please don’t use this statement as an excuse to increase their partners credit card bills).


One last proof of the 'WOMEN POWER' goes like this. The next time you are standing at a place, keep your eyes open for a decent enough lady walking. Once you get the perfect one, no matter how hard it is force yourself to take your eyes off her and take a look around for every male in the vicinity. You will get the perfect example of why you should always beware of a 'WOMAN' ;)


P.S: Let’s hope those ladies in the parliament help the politicians to have a change of heart and for a change think about the public too...